This post is probably going to annoy some of you, but I hope you understand its context… it is pretty racist.
There was a bizarre meme in our family which began with my Grandmother, as far as I can tell.
My Gran had died before my birth in 1965, and I understand that She married her Husband in 1900,
She grew up in a gold mining area near Ballarat, Education was very limited and of course She had God pushed into her from an early age.
My Gran, as far as I can tell, was a good Woman, although apparently fairly strict, but wasn’t always the most logical person.
Before I go further, I have wondered if she had been exposed to the same sort of education as myself, would she have said particular things? I think she would have been a different, and better person.
Anyway, She used to say this thing, which became a meme in our family, and whenever it was said, it was done in a kind of sarcastic way, recalling my Grandmother and her odd ways.
Eyebrows were raised, heads would shake, there’d be these rye smiles and a chuckle.
Whenever a new pot was bought into the house, a bottle, a jug, a new set of mugs, anything which could hold liquid, the meme would be uttered.
“Make sure you wash that first, a little black boy might’ve peed in it!”
Are you shocked? I totally agree if you are, it’s quite awful.
Mum used to wonder why the pee of a little black boy might be worse than the pee of anyone else, and why anyone would have peed on, or in, these containers at the point of their manufacture anyway?
Where did the phrase originate? Someone must’ve told my Gran, and I wonder by who and when?
And I wonder now, whether my Gran wasn’t the only one to utter those words, have you heard of it before?
On a side note, My gran also used to say “Don’t stand on that cold floor with your bare feet, the cold will go straight to your kidneys” Well we always thought that was odd, but years later I studied Chinese medicine and found, in that, the belief is a meridian line to your kidneys ends in your feet, and that standing on a cold floor is indeed bad for your kidneys (at least in Chinese medicine).
There were a lot of Chinese around gold fields, and herbalists… So the saying came from there.
I hadn’t thought about our mysterious little black boy, whoever he was, for quite some time.
However, I bought a nice green bowl today at Coles for when I have Thai Takeaway, and yes Gran, I washed the bowl thoroughly and raised an eyebrow in your memory.