Why I stopped Playing Video Games

5 06 2012

Amstrad 646 User

“Asian Shitkicker” is an awesome new game where two people of asian appearances, fight to the death in a no holds barred game which will set your joystick on fire, the parallax scrolling is smooth and the character sprites handle very nicely. It’s quite a lot of fun when one of their little heads pop off after a good kicking and a spurt of blood shoots out, accompanied by a rather convincing sampled sound. We give it 9/10.

Megadrive Megablaster

“Mega Asian Shitkicker” is an awesome new 16 bit game where two people of asian appearances, fight to the death in a no holds barred game which will set your joypad on fire, the parallax scrolling is smooth and the character sprites handle very nicely. It’s quite a lot of fun when one of their little heads pop off after a good kicking and a spurt of blood shoots out, accompanied by a rather convincing sampled sound. We give it 9/10.

Amiga Sixteen

“Amiga Asian Shitkicker” is an awesome new 16 bit game where two people of asian appearances, fight to the death in a no holds barred game which will set your joypad on fire, the scrolling is smooth, even in HAM mode, and the character sprites handle very nicely. It’s quite a lot of fun when one of their little heads pop off after a good kicking and a spurt of blood shoots out, accompanied by a rather convincing sampled sound. Does take a while to load as it comes on ten floppies. Great soundtrack too. We give it 9/10.

Super Nintendo Wave

“Super Asian Shitkicker” is an awesome new 16 bit game where two people of asian appearances, fight to the death in a no holds barred game which will set your joypad on fire, the mode 7 is smooth and the character sprites handle very nicely. It’s quite a lot of fun when one of their little heads pop off after a good kicking and a spurt of blood shoots out, accompanied by a rather convincing sampled sound. Great soundtrack too We give it 9/10.

Playstation Heroes

“Asian Shitkicker PSX” is an awesome new fighter where two people of asian appearances, fight to the death in a no holds barred game which is sure to set your joypad on fire, the CD loading is smooth and the character sprites handle very nicely. It’s quite a lot of fun when one of their little heads pop off after a good kicking and a spurt of blood shoots out, accompanied by a rather convincing sampled sound. Great orchestral soundtrack too We give it 9/10.

X BoXXer Mag

“Asian Shitkicker 2012” Two people of asian appearances, fight to the death in a no holds barred game which is sure to set your joypad on fire, the loading is fast even on ADSL  and the characters react to your slightest touch. It’s quite a lot of fun when one of their very realistic heads pop off after a good kicking and a spurt of blood shoots out, accompanied by a sound which will turn you green. It was a bit more gory than it is now due to government restrictions, but a mod should be out shortly, Backed up by a great orchestral soundtrack for those who don’t want to hear other players bitching. We give it 9/10.

Holodeck Wonder Mag

“Shitkicker 2045” Two Asian people beat the living shit out of you when you walk out of that pub and take the wrong turn into their turf, so realistic that you’ll need to be hospitalised after playing… If you play badly that is. No Bullshit, Just a gang of thugs and you in a laneway reeking of rotting fish and dog shit. We give it 9/10.

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