A question of taste (NSFW)

10 09 2011

Semen, it’s good stuff, but the flavour needs changing, and considering how many of us have come out, it’s definitely not used as often for baby making (Swallowing it is more environmentally friendly than using it for producing kin).

So let’s say that there were plans ahead for a genetically enhanced human with all the nasty diseases removed and a few nice touches… not to say, build a human for sports, that’s kind of dumb… sure you could have a man with the body for basketball but he may want to study music.

Therefore we want healthy bodies, big and strong, alert, active, good heart, good bone structure and…

Semen that tastes better than bleach.

So what if we had a committee of connoisseurs, of Men and Women too, what could we change the flavour to?

I gave this some thought, and reasoned that the flavour needs to be subtle and suggestive, like wine where people talk about field mushrooms or berries, you get the drift?

And why not have a variety? If we have lots of partners (none carry disease remember) then why not have a range of flavours?

Here’s my suggestion, put forth.

– Almond
– Vanilla
– Oats
– Hay
– Honey
– Horse (horse like scent)
– Peach
– Wheat
– Walnut

Might be an interesting conversation starter at a bar.

“I taste like Apricot, What do you taste like?”

Any more suggestions?

*NSFW means Nice Soft Fluffy Werewolves.

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5 responses

10 09 2011
Junkshop Coyote (@junkshop_coyote)

I actually like the taste the vast majority of the time, but since you ask, how about garlic? :9

10 09 2011
Wolfie Rankin

I suggested pickle, to a friend… a nice big fat sour one, that’d be a nasty surprise.

10 09 2011
del_detriment

Well, as far as hetero sex goes, I see a potential solution to TWO age-old problems – the reluctance of some women to have intercourse during their period, and the fact that during your period, there is not enough chocolate in the world to satisfy your craving. Chocolate-flavoured semen FTW!

10 09 2011
Liz (@KallieT)

Wheat/oats aren’t gluten free, may cause refusal to swallow 😉

10 09 2011
Wolfie Rankin

There’s no Gluten

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