I can dream can’t I?

1 04 2010

Good evening everyone, and Welcome to tonight’s unveiling of a revolutionary new idea which the team and I have been putting together over the last two years.

If you’re like us, you believe that mobile phone charges are far too expensive, and if you’re like us, then you think that something should be done about it.

If you think we can demand that the telcos drop their prices, then you’re wrong, that’d be like telling the tide not to come in.

No, in order to change things, we have to create a whole new idea, which people will go for in a big way, and We feel that We have done that.

Ladies and Gentlemen, May I present UnSim, This is a brand new phone service which as yet doesn’t exist, But it can if you want it to.

Now, before I start on all the wonderful things that we intend to do, let me skip all of that, and leap straight to how it’s going to affect your pocket.

There is only one price, Just one plan, which is available to everyone.

*big screen behind displays “$50 Per Month”

For this, you get…

Unlimited, timed Local and National phone calls, You will have the ability to phone whoever you like in Australia, at any time, Day or Night, to their Landline.

You will get a limit of 90 calls to Mobiles in Australia per month, again, day or night.

Plus, Completely free internet, with a limit of 500 megabytes per month.

*Turns to look at the screen *

Hey Fred, There’s something wrong with the slide, can you fix it please?

*Month is retyped to read “Year”*

“Audience goes wild”

Thankyou! I’m glad you like it.

To make this work, Our company will be investing in new satellite technology which, linked with our newly invented “Wingspan” telecommunications service. Once this is in place, our company will not require a large volume of workers, An incredible 90% of the
service will be self automated, and the Satellite, although costly to build and to put into orbit, will effectively belong to the investors, and that is you.

We are sure that once people try this new, and decidedly much cheaper phone option, they will be dumping their old phone company like hot scones, and this will require new satellites, even though one alone can deal with up to five million users at once. Yes we will be looking for more investors who are willing to put more money into the pot, and for you, we’ll have something unique which we’re sure you’ll like.

Yes, a new handset will be required, but the good news is that we have already secured top names in the handset industry who are keen to incorporate this new technology into their phones.

With your help and support, We can allow a flow of communication, which has never been seen before on mobile devices, while breaking free from the system which sets prices so high that only the fortunate can afford to own a mobile.

Ladies and Gentlemen, It’s time to UnSim.

Thankyou!

Wolfie!

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